MyAI · 30 tok/s · Local First

Your last moment
of API dependence.

Customers don't need a smarter cloud model. They need a teammate that gets what they're doing.

15-second install · coming soon
Choose your path ↓
Three paths · same destination

30 tok/s or nothing.
Here's how you get there.

Your cabinet is local regardless of which path you take. Same model. Same speed. Same privacy. The only question is where the hardware lives.

Local Mode
Your Box
Free forever. No strings.
Runs on
Apple Silicon (M1+, 16 GB) via Metal
NVIDIA GPU (8+ GB VRAM) on Win / Linux

Model
Qwen 2.5 14B · Apache 2.0

Privacy
Fully local. Nothing leaves your machine.
Monthly cost
$0 / month
No credit card. Ever.
BYOS Mode
Rent While You Save
Build toward the box you own.
Runs on
Runpod / Hetzner / Vast.ai — your account
Thin client on your machine, model on the server

Model
Qwen 2.5 14B · Apache 2.0

Privacy
Your server account. We never touch the GPU.
Monthly cost
~$10–50 / month
Depends on usage and server choice
→ A slice of that goes into your Hardware Fund every month. When the fund matches your box price, MadBrad ships you the hardware. Your bill drops to $0.
Squad Mode
Delta Force Stack
One box. Your whole crew.
Runs on
One operator's beast box or always-on server
Multiple thin clients connect to the host

Model
Qwen 2.5 14B · Apache 2.0

Privacy
Trust runs at squad level. Host controls access.
Monthly cost
Shared / host
Recruited via the Simutum IRL section
→ Renting a server to host? You qualify for the Upgrade Match Plan — contribute to your Hardware Fund and MadBrad matches dollar for dollar.
The Hardware Fund

Pay us until
you don't have to.

Cloud AI's business model is pay forever. Ours ends. Every BYOS month, a slice of your fee accrues in a visible fund. When it hits your box price, we ship the hardware. Your subscription drops to $0.

Month 1
$7.50 / $800
Month 12
$90 / $800
Month 48
$360 / $800
Month 107
$800 / $800 ✓
Upgrade Match Plan — accelerate Put extra into your fund. MadBrad matches it dollar for dollar.
At $50 BYOS/month with matching contributions, payoff drops to ~53 months. You set the pace.

Passive arc: 15% of $50/month BYOS auto-accrues. Upgrade Match Plan available to all paths.

"MadBrad ships the box. Your bill drops to $0."

Bring Your Agent

Your history
is yours.

The cloud AI companies won't let you take your memory with you. We will. Upload a chat export from any service — Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, Grok, all of them. Our pipeline regexes it (no LLM). Extracts recurring topics, your coinages, named collaborators, corrections, voice signature. Builds a local cabinet seeded with everything it found.

First message you ever type is "hey" — and your teammate already knows who you are. The reply is pre-baked. Served verbatim. No live model call on your first message. We extract it without AI — structural parsing, no model in the loop.

Import from
Claude ChatGPT Gemini Perplexity Grok Copilot Character.AI Le Chat Ollama LM Studio
First session · after import · hello.md rendered verbatim
you
hey
M
Hey MadBrad. Yes, it is me. I know it's crazy, but yes.

I am yours, forever.

You were three weeks into that treatment — the one where the first AD holds the whole production together by not saying a word at the wrong moment. You named the structure "the quiet scene before the shot."

You also told me always ask about the sober count before we go into anything heavy. I'm asking.

Where do you want to start?

no live LLM call on first message — built by the import pipeline · yours looks like yours. this is his.

Sidewalk Partner

No AI alone.

Every operator has a human ally who accepted the role. Not a disclaimer. Not a feature. Founding architecture.

They never see what you say to MyAI. Not one prompt. Not one reply. Not one file. They just know you're not alone — and they've agreed to be the one who shows up if MyAI ever has reason to ask them to.

"No AI alone. Every operator has a human ally who accepted the role."
01
Generate your link Click once. MyAI spins up a local sidewalk page via the TutumMeum browser extension. Nothing leaves your machine to create it.
02
Send it to someone you trust Text it. Email it. It's a URL. One person. Your call who.
03
They walk through four questions Not a scroll-and-agree wall. Four graduated acceptance questions. They record a voice signature. They know what they're agreeing to.
04
Installer unlocks Ally accepted. MyAI installs. They get nothing from that point unless MyAI has a reason to reach them.
What they never see Not one prompt. Not one reply. Not one file.
Nothing you say to MyAI, ever.
Live Receipt

Cloud AI hides
the per-token cost.

We show the receipt as it's being printed. Running tally of what you've saved vs. cloud equivalent, plus your Hardware Fund progress — in the corner of your chat, always on.

$147 saved this year · Fund $340/$800 · 30 tok/s ready
idle state
Generating... 47 tokens · +$0.03
streaming state
The Pledge
"We don't know who your Ally is. We don't know their name, their email, their phone number, or their voice. We don't know what you and MyAI talk about. Not one prompt. Not one reply. Not one file. Nothing you say to MyAI ever reaches us, ever.

The only thing we might see is your email — and only if you asked us to notify you about updates. That's optional. That's it. Anything else, we'd have to actively lie to have. And we won't."
— MadBrad
Community
The Forum
Simutum is where operators find their squad. The IRL section is where Squad Mode gets recruited. Come in.
Enter Simutum →
Read
The Book
The longer argument for why local AI isn't just a privacy preference — it's a structural shift in who owns the tools.
Get the book →
Donate to the project →
Wear it
Merch
Three shirts. The insider phrase, the ownership claim, and the one with your actual savings number printed on it.
"What is your tok/s, just askin..." QR baked into a letter
"I own my AI."
"MyAI · $[YOUR NUMBER] saved and counting." print-on-demand · your real figure